doodledoodledoohehe:

she’s everything

(via eddeha)

ur-gay-shark-dad:

join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us

(via chambergambit)

makeusfly:

These two are married now.

(via kissingagrumpygiant)

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

i think they should make it illegal for anxiety

y'all are misunderstanding this, dw, it’s not illegal to have anxiety, it’s illegal for the anxiety to bother you, they’d arrest the anxiety

(via eddeha)

fallenangelvictorious:

princessprouvaire:

betanoiz:

princessprouvaire:

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

(via kissingagrumpygiant)

arealtrashact:

The Creation of Ken.

(via kissingagrumpygiant)

neatotito:

(via kissingagrumpygiant)

vonnegutcunt:

vonnegutcunt:

simon and garfunkel’s “A very strange bisexual man on adderall. Out of control”

(via hazelcephalopod)

greelin:

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

(via chicafinal)

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

(via shu-of-the-wind)

spacetrashpile:

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

(via triaelf9)

garaks-padded-bra:

I think the turbolift is stuck…

(via chicafinal)