Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
I had some feline companionship this afternoon at Sellers Used Books & Fine Art in Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.
the desolation of smaug: a summary
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
I just wanted to s a v e my sister
and keep Peeta a l i v e
Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)
HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks